6.The Janus-Faced Duality Of Existence
I Hate Football
I Hate Football
I Hate Football
I Hate Football except when my team is winning
The meat head jock impenetrable
Treated like a god since he was at school
Kept out of trouble in a bubble paid double
The GDP of a third world nation
Just for eye hand coordination
With his opposition taunting
Dumbness flaunting, Post goal dance, Choreographed
To the umpire blaming mass profaning
Populars who hit the rally back, They're prejudice
I hate the whole scene
I have this dream where the beers
all come laced with strychnine
Except when my team is winning
I Hate Football
I Hate Football
I Hate Football
I Hate Football except when my team is winning
I'm in the industry of pontification
Ham-fisted cliche generation
With the eyes of the nation on the graceless prose
Of locker room gossip pros, Recycled by the full neck
Fuck knuckle chess, whole fracas with a you maggot
and Stephanie Rice says suck on that faggot
as the ludicrous voice on the TV screams and growls
In Wagnerian bombast
It's all obscene
I wish they'd all jump off a ravine
Except when my team is winning
I hate people, except when I actually meet them
I hate TV, except when I actually watch it
Everything shits me, except when it doesn't shit me
I hate Football, except when my team is winning
There's only one thing worse than people who hate football and
that's football
There's only one thing worse than people who hate football and
that's football
There's only one thing worse than the radical fundamentalist
that's the middle class judgementalist
There's only one thing worse than the shot at a socialist that's
the Red Bull reactionary.
There's only one thing worse than killing animals, that's a room
full of Vegetarians
There's only one thing worse than people who think it's cool to
tell you they went to the Big Apple
That's the people who think it's cool to tell you they went to
the Big Pineapple
There's only one thing worse than ads that masquerade as traffic
reports or what vegetable's ripe this week
Or what's making tomorrow's headlines when really they're just
ads, Actually I can't really think of anything worse
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate
That's when I become the thing I hate
When I become the thing I hate
When I become the thing I hate
We all become the thing we hate
We all become the thing we hate
It's what makes life so great
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